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YBae

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5087
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 11/29/2016 at 8:25pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 8:45am<b>Captobvious19</b> - the 11/20/2016 at 11:52pm<b>Teyros</b> - the 11/20/2016 at 11:01am<b>mermaidkeels</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 10:10am<b>Mons</b> - the 10/13/2016 at 12:51pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 11:30am<b>vaas90</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 3:03am<b>00749200</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 3:28pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 10/04/2016 at 7:34pm<b>madnessking</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 10:00pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 7:56am<b>ohboymybad</b> - the 09/29/2016 at 1:25pm<b>lolol123</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 10:54am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 5:51pm<b>PopTarts513</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 11:48am<b>LetsGetFreaky</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 9:30pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 5:59pm

Fucked!<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 11/30/2016 at 2:25am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 2:45pm<b>Captobvious19</b> - the 11/21/2016 at 5:53am<b>vaas90</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 12:37pm<b>Teyros</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 1:51am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 3:15am<b>madnessking</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 4:07am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 7:40pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 6:09pm<b>minimanion</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 2:58pm<b>mr_dour</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 3:24am<b>gjuan93</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 5:19am<b>tylanolisgrosd</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 3:51am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 2:02pm<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 1:42pm<b>jgwyh</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 12:40pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 3:35am<b>filipkm</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 12:13am

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YBae's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML

by Purple / 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job, mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

by Anonymous / 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm / United States / Kids

Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2014 at 2:57pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

by longdrive / 10/14/2014 at 1:17am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML

by jazzie7719 / 09/28/2014 at 3:26pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

by Degueusement / 08/18/2014 at 12:48am / Intimacy

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML

by ADanceWithDavos / 07/07/2014 at 11:59am / United Kingdom / Animals

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

by Anonymous / 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my 7-year-old daughter what job she would like when she grows up. She calmly replied that she wouldn't have one; she'd just bring her husband round to my place and steal food from me. FML

by faitesdesgosses / 05/19/2014 at 10:27am / Kids

Today, my four year old son came into the restroom while I was applying my make-up, and asked me "Mommy, are you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" FML

by unlovedmommy / 05/08/2014 at 5:49pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

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Today, I met a cute guy, and everything went great. After a while, he asked me for my number and I gave it to him. Now he won't stop texting me, asking for pictures of my toes. FML

by ewhy / 04/23/2014 at 2:37pm / United States (California) / Love

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Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML

by war_monkey / 04/10/2014 at 8:20am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

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Today, I was assigned to be the one to teach Grandpa how to use his new smartphone. An hour in, and we're still going over volume controls. FML

by phantomthelabrat / 03/31/2014 at 8:24am / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML

by sociallyawkward / 03/26/2014 at 2:06pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

by Anonymous / 03/22/2014 at 7:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous