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Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
by horp / 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by Andrew / 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by fuckingdonuts / 05/17/2015 at 10:54pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by a / 05/12/2015 at 12:37pm / United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead) / Miscellaneous
by Iwtumn / 04/30/2015 at 2:15pm / Austria (Steiermark) / Love
by bootyislife / 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by okseñoryoucrazy / 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Crystal_da_thing / 01/29/2015 at 5:10am / Australia / Animals
Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML
by katrina2d / 01/27/2015 at 12:43am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by BDSM4Jesus / 01/19/2015 at 11:42pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, my new friend tried to introduce me to "American Culture," as I am new to the city. He explained what a hamburger is and how it differs from the Asian food I was used to eating. I moved from Seattle and have worked at Burger King. FML
by AsianSensation / 12/14/2014 at 10:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Purple / 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job, mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm / United States / Kids
- Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her… Today, my aunt borrowed my favorite shirt. Don't worry, she returned it. Complete with jizz stains.… Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told…