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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1996 (18 years)
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Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41586) - you deserved it (7870) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Elisa_LmR (woman) - France

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

#21015899
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41586) - you deserved it (7870) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Elisa_LmR (woman) - France

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

#21008014
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41199) - you deserved it (4699)

On 12/28/2013 at 3:42am - love - by rokkstarrrVRV (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML

#20989946
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47153) - you deserved it (5533)

On 12/12/2013 at 6:27am - love - by Rumors - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML

#20989169
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36322) - you deserved it (2843)

On 12/11/2013 at 5:25pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Luxembourg

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53072) - you deserved it (2930)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML

#20978372
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42072) - you deserved it (3125)

On 12/02/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by rick - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML

#20922701
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41609) - you deserved it (9334)

On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML

#20909568
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45106) - you deserved it (3475)

On 10/06/2013 at 1:13pm - misc - by D: (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML

#20909568
112 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 1:13pm - misc - by D: (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

#20909114
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46067) - you deserved it (6557)

On 10/06/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
122 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

#20858152
90 comments

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On 08/28/2013 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had no choice but to bring my son to work as a med school professor. I sat him in a chair in a corner while I gave a lecture. To my surprise, he added another word to his limited vocabulary, and screamed it out loud with an ecstatic expression on his face. The word is "cancer". FML

#20856004
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35967) - you deserved it (4019)

On 08/27/2013 at 12:36am - kids - by Parenting... (woman) - United States (Texas)



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