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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4093
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Fucked!<b>jgwyh</b> - 6 hours ago<b>stuckintime</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 3:35am<b>filipkm</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 12:13am<b>Cacksonic</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 10:00pm<b>mjd13666</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 7:25pm<b>JordanODST</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 5:15am<b>Korentai</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 11:25pm<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 12:10pm<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 1:40am<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 3:49am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 11:47pm<b>Taymoo1515</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 11:57pm<b>Cr1337</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 7:39pm<b>duduv2</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 9:30am<b>Kruitdamp</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 7:00pm<b>why_teh_hell</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 5:43am<b>BalamCruz</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 10:19pm<b>Chinhull</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 5:24pm

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YBae's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

by horp / 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML

by Andrew / 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

by fuckingdonuts / 05/17/2015 at 10:54pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, my mother asked me how pasta is harvested. She actually thought it grew out of the ground. FML

by a / 05/12/2015 at 12:37pm / United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead) / Miscellaneous

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

by Iwtumn / 04/30/2015 at 2:15pm / Austria (Steiermark) / Love

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Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

by njh / 03/27/2015 at 9:29am / Ireland / Kids

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

by bootyislife / 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML

by okseñoryoucrazy / 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML

Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML

by katrina2d / 01/27/2015 at 12:43am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah... I think we're done with that. FML

by BDSM4Jesus / 01/19/2015 at 11:42pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, my new friend tried to introduce me to "American Culture," as I am new to the city. He explained what a hamburger is and how it differs from the Asian food I was used to eating. I moved from Seattle and have worked at Burger King. FML

by AsianSensation / 12/14/2014 at 10:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML

by Purple / 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job, mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

by Anonymous / 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm / United States / Kids