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by anon / 12/17/2015 at 1:45pm / Miscellaneous
by strictly cum prancing / 12/11/2015 at 2:48pm / United States / Love
Today, I accidentally walked in on my dad as he was getting changed. Now I know genetics can be a real bitch. With such a massive difference in size, I have to question whether I'm even biologically related to this old three-legged git. FML
by Anonymous / 12/03/2015 at 9:02am / Intimacy
Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML
by killmenow / 12/03/2015 at 12:33am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
by ygma / 12/01/2015 at 11:39am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by quinndulgent / 11/29/2015 at 4:10pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by sydcaller618 / 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by helpme / 11/23/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by mini matthylde / 11/19/2015 at 4:57am / France (Pays de la Loire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, I had the mother of a five year old come in for parent teacher conferences. When I told her that her son was very smart, but he often made up fantastical stories about his home life, she burst into tears. She then ran out of my office crying, "I knew it! I knew he was a sociopath!" FML
by nothowscienceworks / 11/13/2015 at 2:06am / United States (California) / Work
by shakira, when the walls fell / 10/23/2015 at 2:56pm / Canada / Love
Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live the rest of his life at the taxpayers' expense. FML
by Anonymous / 10/11/2015 at 12:20am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
by horp / 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work