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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3131
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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YBae's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31981) - you deserved it (2785)

On 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm - health - by okseñoryoucrazy - United States (Washington)

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML


Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16355) - you deserved it (27422)

On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah... I think we're done with that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32891) - you deserved it (4271)

On 01/19/2015 at 11:42pm - intimacy - by BDSM4Jesus - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28664) - you deserved it (2298)

On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my new friend tried to introduce me to "American Culture," as I am new to the city. He explained what a hamburger is and how it differs from the Asian food I was used to eating. I moved from Seattle and have worked at Burger King. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34796) - you deserved it (2780)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:30pm - misc - by AsianSensation (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39104) - you deserved it (2751)

On 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Purple (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job, mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38067) - you deserved it (4650)

On 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44480) - you deserved it (3315)

On 10/14/2014 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35500) - you deserved it (4924)

On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)

Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34903) - you deserved it (4104)

On 09/28/2014 at 3:26pm - health - by jazzie7719 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47453) - you deserved it (10447) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44829) - you deserved it (4458)

On 07/07/2014 at 11:59am - animals - by ADanceWithDavos (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49572) - you deserved it (4223)

On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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