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YBae

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2017
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I looool woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn . FML

#21147237
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47099) - you deserved it (4033)

On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, mah four year old son cummed into the restroom while I was applying mah make-up, and asked me "Mommy, r you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" mega FML

I mat a cuta guy, an avarything want graat. Aftar a whila, ha askad ma for mah numbar an I gava it to him. Now ha won't stop taxting ma, asking for picturas of mah toas. big fat FML

TODAY MAH CO-WORKER STARTED TALKING IN THIRD PERSON. NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE NARRATES HIS DAILY TASKS. "JEFF REACHED FIR A STAPLER" "JEFF STAPLED A REPORT". I HAVE TO SIT BESIDE THIS CHIMP FIR 8 HOURS A DAY AND NOTHING I SAY CAN END THIS. FML

Today, I was assigned to be te one to teac Grandpa ow to use is new smartpone. An our in, and we're still going over volume controls. FML

#21100846
94 comments

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On 03/31/2014 at 8:24am - misc - by phantomthelabrat - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML

#21096939
108 comments

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On 03/26/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by sociallyawkward (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Taday my dad decided to shave his bered. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

#21093737
86 comments

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On 03/22/2014 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I found out what it feels lyk to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus . FML

#21088237
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42702) - you deserved it (5859)

On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter mah house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, mah 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of mah head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

#21087156
138 comments

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On 03/15/2014 at 8:21am - kids - by emergencyroom (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I met my mom's new busines partner for te frst time. I sook is and, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daugter". I'm a guy. mega FML

#21085066
54 comments

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On 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by CurtisWogan (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in bed staring at two red lights coming from my DVD player!! They reminded me of the terminator movies, and I had to unplug it!! I'm 23 years old and scared of The Terminator!! FML

#21080429
84 comments

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On 03/07/2014 at 10:41am - misc - by scaredypants123 - United States

Today,hile having a sneak through mah brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is wat happenshen people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

#21073315
112 comments

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On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML

#21069691
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32395) - you deserved it (3593)

On 02/23/2014 at 7:34pm - misc - by ninaaaa - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was shopping, whan a man pointad at ma an said to his friand, "Har . Sha's tha ona." Ha rapliad, "Yas, sha'll do fina." I'm scarad . FML



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