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Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in to our house. After drinking all our beer, throwing up on our carpet, and repeatedly asking if we were planning on killing them, I asked them to leave. My roommate told them they're welcome back anytime. FML
by heart of cold / 01/11/2016 at 4:12am / United States / Miscellaneous
by notanightowlanymore / 01/05/2016 at 12:44pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by strictly cum prancing / 12/11/2015 at 2:48pm / United States / Love
Today, I accidentally walked in on my dad as he was getting changed. Now I know genetics can be a real bitch. With such a massive difference in size, I have to question whether I'm even biologically related to this old three-legged git. FML
Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML
by killmenow / 12/03/2015 at 12:33am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
by ygma / 12/01/2015 at 11:39am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by quinndulgent / 11/29/2015 at 4:10pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by sydcaller618 / 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by helpme / 11/23/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by mini matthylde / 11/19/2015 at 4:57am / France (Pays de la Loire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, I had the mother of a five year old come in for parent teacher conferences. When I told her that her son was very smart, but he often made up fantastical stories about his home life, she burst into tears. She then ran out of my office crying, "I knew it! I knew he was a sociopath!" FML
by nothowscienceworks / 11/13/2015 at 2:06am / United States (California) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…