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YBae

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2348
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>balboa_2</b> - 10 hours ago<b>YepItsRockie</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:31pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:00am<b>Grad2015</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 7:13pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:34pm<b>dasvdub</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 3:48pm<b>jessmonkey</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 1:23pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:27am<b>Zyssii</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 12:54am<b>scottyboy417</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 1:38pm<b>jettli128</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 1:27pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 9:49pm<b>jad0016</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 5:45pm<b>daddysgirl243</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 11:25pm<b>mikehomza30</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 3:39pm<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 2:52am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 8:39pm<b>boeglie</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 6:50pm

Fucked!<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 7:59am<b>Grad2015</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:13am<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 12:10am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:50am<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 8:52am<b>boeglie</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:50am<b>martin8337</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 8:22pm

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YBae's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

#21411735
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27748) - you deserved it (4004)

On 05/17/2015 at 10:54pm - intimacy - by fuckingdonuts - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mother asked me how pasta is harvested. She actually thought it grew out of the ground. FML

#21408925
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26817) - you deserved it (2163)

On 05/12/2015 at 12:37pm - misc - by a - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

#21382327
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28558) - you deserved it (3034)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

#21348755
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40536) - you deserved it (4191)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML

#21347945
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30109) - you deserved it (2461)

On 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm - health - by okseñoryoucrazy - United States (Washington)

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML

#21346049
96 comments

Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML

#21344889
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15256) - you deserved it (25644)

On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah... I think we're done with that. FML

#21340673
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29434) - you deserved it (3525)

On 01/19/2015 at 11:42pm - intimacy - by BDSM4Jesus - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

#21334215
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26370) - you deserved it (1925)

On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my new friend tried to introduce me to "American Culture," as I am new to the city. He explained what a hamburger is and how it differs from the Asian food I was used to eating. I moved from Seattle and have worked at Burger King. FML

#21317624
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33491) - you deserved it (2664)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:30pm - misc - by AsianSensation (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML

#21292947
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37883) - you deserved it (2663)

On 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Purple (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job, mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

#21283795
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37334) - you deserved it (4575)

On 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML

#21277708
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42869) - you deserved it (3195)

On 10/14/2014 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

#21277425
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33178) - you deserved it (4475)

On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)



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