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XxRatedG
  • Town/Country : Rockville, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 February 1990 (21 years)
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363054) - you deserved it (401406)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

#227711 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (101864) - you deserved it (2933)

On 03/06/2009 at 5:20pm - health - by Noname (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342 (993)

I agree, your life sucks (284937) - you deserved it (55479)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

#112335 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (102444) - you deserved it (7348)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying 'Come over and do me.' He never responded. FML

#21094 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (34934) - you deserved it (8255)

On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by noneofthesex (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340 (929)

I agree, your life sucks (419943) - you deserved it (30689)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)