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XxKeishaxX
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 April 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35261) - you deserved it (4177) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9230) - you deserved it (28808)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (121302) - you deserved it (3827)

On 03/06/2009 at 5:20pm - health - by Noname (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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