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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 June 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I was outside serecing fir "treasures" wit my son using small plastic sovels. All of a sudden e starts screaming. He dug up te bones of our old dog. I told im tat we ad sent im away to live on a farm, I even elped my son write letters to te farm owners. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21520) - you deserved it (88181)

On 03/27/2009 at 9:05am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Austria (Vorarlberg)

Today, one of co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from new job. She said to wear suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to fine everyone else wearing business attire an staring at me like I had lost mind. FML

#520229
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On 03/21/2009 at 10:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today.. . at a ard rock concert.. . a bunc of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty wile mosing . I was inside tat port-a-potty . FML

#231694
159 comments

Today, I want to gat my blood drawn fir tha frst tima. Aftar I axplainad to tha nursa how narvous I was, sha rapliad, "Oh honay, don't worry! This is my frst tima too!" FML

#91995
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On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - health - by trackgurl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

today I found out mah teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who looool people were. By mistake the descriptions appered on the computer projector. Next to mah name it said "Tubby". FML

#30377
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On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING WITH 3 KIDS I LOOK AFTER!! THE MIDDLE ONE HAS JUST LEARND ABOUT SEX AND STARTD CHANTING THAT I HAD DONE IT WITH THE ELDEST AS A JOKE!! WE WERE IN THE GARDEN AND THE NEIGHBOURS HEARD!! NOW I AM FRD, HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE AND AM BEING INVESTIGATD BY THE POLICE!! FML

#4463
49 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today , I found mah car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what u did to Hannah u fuck". Hannah? FML

#1295
55 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

Today... I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about ( The next person who talks gets a note to take home... ) one kid looked right at me an went ( meow ). FML

#891
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22509) - you deserved it (6808)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version



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