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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 June 1992 (22 years)
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Today , While Mah 18 Pound Cat Was On The Edge Of The Tub Watching Me Shower , He Fell In. Apparently , In His Mind , The Best Way To Get Away From The Water Is To Climb Mah Bare Legs. Big Fat FML

#5309317
111 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 7:14am - animals - by HHIChica (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that mah boss plays a trick on all the interns. He calls u to his office, then leaves u waiting outside until u get annoyed an leave. Apparently, the old record was 45mins. I waited 4 hours. FML

#5276365
95 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 5:32pm - work - by stillwaiting (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

2day My Daughter Usd The Kids Potty Chair On Her Own For The First Time. Bad: The Bucket Was Not In It So Poo Hit The Floor. Good: She Trid To Clean It... Bad: With Her Socks. Good: She Decidd To Clean The Socks. Bad: She Usd The Wall. Good: She Finally Calld Dad. FML

#5164209
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45551) - you deserved it (4300)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I FIGURED OUT THAT A $40 PHONE CASE DOES NOT PROTECT YOUR $500 PHONE FROM A FIVE YEAR OLD THROWING IT OFF A FOURTH STORY BALCONY. FML

#5012990
138 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 12:37am - kids - by eagerbeaver (man) - United States

Today , I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunche from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
428 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I punchd the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashiond mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in hand, and two in shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML

#4746647
125 comments

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On 08/22/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd lerened on a potted plant. FML

#4199907
58 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 2:35am - kids - by jcesom (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd lerened on a potted plant. FML

#4199907
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On 08/01/2009 at 2:35am - kids - by jcesom (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today,hile doing aerobics in mah room, I startd doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of mah pockethile doing one knee high. As I lookd down, I kned myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency roomhile the doctor told everyone mah story. FML

#4054233
89 comments

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On 07/26/2009 at 1:39pm - health - by mobster (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that mah wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. real FML

#3830576
335 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by anonamous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I took mah daughter to the lake. She told me she had to go to the bathroom and I whispered to her "just pee in the lake it's fine but go in a little deeper." She went in the lake and turned to me to yell "MOM IS THIS DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO PEE?" FML

#3804490
132 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 3:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I was in te gas station and I saw tis creepy lady staring at me and smiling. Se just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let er know tat I saw er staring at me. Finally I decidd to confront te woman... turns out te overly appy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

#3763600
116 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in thier fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids r 4 and 2. FML

#3515386
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15352) - you deserved it (54027)

On 07/05/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by smth (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today,hila watching Tha Many Advanturas of Winnia-tha-Pooh with mah 5 yaar old, I raalizd y tha kangaroo's nama is Kanga, an y har son's nama is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Gat it? Yaah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

#3430057
328 comments

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On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)



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