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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 June 1992 (22 years)
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I have discoverd things not to dohile drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:46pm - health - by WIno - United States (Alabama)

Today,hile getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train an the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, an fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

#12833502
129 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by grossfoot (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I pretendd like I was dead to mah 4 year old brother. He crid mah name 4 a couple of seconds, then took mah iPhone out of mah hands and ran away laughing.

#12760646
121 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I pretendd like I was dead to mah 4 year old brother. He crid mah name 4 a couple of seconds, then took mah iPhone out of mah hands and ran away laughing.

#12760646
121 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today I found out ta ( small tarmita problam ) ta inspactor told ma about wasn't so smallan a box from ta attic fall troug ta floor and it ma in ta aad. FML

#12697631
63 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 5:03am - health - by concusion - United States (Texas)

Today I Finally Found Mah Cellphone When I Heard WHACKWHACKWHACK Inside The Washing Machine. FML

#12621906
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On 08/19/2010 at 7:25am - misc - by FreeToFly3733 - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today.. . one of my cousins offered to sell me is mac for a low price . Wen I got it.. . I realized it was an old tosiba paintedite wit an apple sticker on it . My cousin still insists it's a mac . fat FML

#12612052
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On 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by roflcopter (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thrsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 4 a soda.

#12592660
147 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Still Dry - United States

I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly!! This has been going on fir 3 nights, non stop!! Why? cuz I brought up the subject of having a baby with mah wife!! Clerely, you can seehere she stands!! FML

#12241266
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On 08/01/2010 at 4:45am - kids - by kfoehslfns - United States (Oregon)

2day I slippd on the wet floor at work and spraind mah wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

#11852475
122 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 2:28pm - work - by babygirllxo - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today , mah kids thought it would be funny to putted pictures of naked men an women as people's ID on mah phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML

#11305876
144 comments

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On 06/19/2010 at 3:47am - kids - by Momma - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, MY NEW STEP-DAD PROPOSD TO MY MOM DURING A FAMILY TRIP TO WAL-MART. MEGA FML

#11251365
199 comments

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On 06/16/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by Blank (woman) - United States (Florida)

I got food poisoning and have had the worst looool diarrhea ever. I laid down in bd, hoping to get some resthen my dad thought it'd be a good idea to sneak into my room and scare the shit out of me. Literally. FML

#8910408
115 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by itsEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Washington)

today I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, an turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open an goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" an then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes.

#8878424
146 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm - misc - by bathroomblunder (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today... I found out tat I was not adoptd and in fact my parent r my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long ave I been believing I was adoptd? 22 yeres. Wy did I start believing I was adoptd? My sibling tougt it would be a funny joke. My mom playd along. FML

#8124338
215 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)



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