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Today.. . one of my cousins offered to sell me is mac for a low price . Wen I got it.. . I realized it was an old tosiba paintedite wit an apple sticker on it . My cousin still insists it's a mac . fat FML
Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thrsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 4 a soda.
I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly!! This has been going on fir 3 nights, non stop!! Why? cuz I brought up the subject of having a baby with mah wife!! Clerely, you can seehere she stands!! FML
I got food poisoning and have had the worst looool diarrhea ever. I laid down in bd, hoping to get some resthen my dad thought it'd be a good idea to sneak into my room and scare the shit out of me. Literally. FML
today I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, an turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open an goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" an then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes.
Today... I found out tat I was not adoptd and in fact my parent r my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long ave I been believing I was adoptd? 22 yeres. Wy did I start believing I was adoptd? My sibling tougt it would be a funny joke. My mom playd along. FML
Friday 27 March 2015