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  • Town/Country : Bradenton, united States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 March 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 542
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

#17749622 (297)

I agree, your life sucks (23746) - you deserved it (3924)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

#17743940 (327)

I agree, your life sucks (30342) - you deserved it (4187)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945 (374)

I agree, your life sucks (40802) - you deserved it (7207)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963 (361)

I agree, your life sucks (29513) - you deserved it (2266)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

#17147393 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (13007) - you deserved it (854)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

#17145151 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (25135) - you deserved it (5158)

On 07/17/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by grenade (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (37077) - you deserved it (6092)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

#15218324 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (30525) - you deserved it (8356)

On 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

#15162100 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (9830) - you deserved it (29578)

On 03/01/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (16569) - you deserved it (30622)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (14508) - you deserved it (22233)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

#15051714 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (37633) - you deserved it (13632)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Infected (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

#14742735 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (24095) - you deserved it (2179)

On 01/28/2011 at 12:23pm - intimacy - by bittenbyadonkey (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (12338) - you deserved it (30182) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (9915) - you deserved it (25771) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins