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  • Number of visits : 1436
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Today, while vacuuming my new apartment, I farted a few times. After my last fart, I turned to find my super-hot neighbor standing at the door. Panicking, I asked in a "I-didn't-just-fart-my-ass" tone, "Oh hi! Been standing there for long?" She replied, "Since your initial rip." FML

#19489197
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23772) - you deserved it (5833)

On 04/18/2012 at 9:43am - misc - by Fartfail (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML

#19488517
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9273) - you deserved it (17806)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848
139 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

#19331410
101 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

#19330918
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46634) - you deserved it (4528)

On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

#19328317
91 comments

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On 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

#19319473
156 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

#19315515
100 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 6:33pm - love - by anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

#19315515
100 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 6:33pm - love - by anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

#19282725
143 comments

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On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
249 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, while on trial for a desperately needed new job, I tripped crossing a road with my would-be manager. I twisted my ankle, and he had to carry me across the road and call a taxi for me to go home. FML

#19243809
39 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 1:48am - work - by Katie (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML

#19237807
106 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by wtf - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

#19237523
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19499) - you deserved it (5957)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by thatchick3333 - United States (California)



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