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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2735
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes" !! My hand slipped to the right and it cummed out as "I really love Herpes !! It's much better than everyone says it is" !! I didn't notice for few hours !! FML

#4774065
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21666) - you deserved it (39012)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs an pink bedding to go with mah babby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

#4483118
391 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on suffle in te room we were in as I left to go to te batroom. Wen I came back se was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. looool Se won't stop singing it and er mom is coming over to pick er up in an our. Se's 4. FML

#4463161
115 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 11:34pm - kids - by SomeDJ (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML

#4043992
123 comments

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On 07/26/2009 at 12:28am - love - by nosrepamai82 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, ma friend told me tat semen was inflammable. Later at nigt I jacked off into a sock and ten, excitedly, tried to lit te sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very muc inflammable. Naked, I sook ma sock in te air so it looool would extinguis wile ma semen splased out all over ma room. mega FML

#3262847
378 comments

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On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

yastarday I finally got into a yoga class with tha instructor I'va baan crushing on 4 2 yaars. As ha walkd closar to graat ma, I liftd my lag ovar my haad into a full split, an quaafd obnoxiously loud. Ha raspondd with his gag raflax. FML

#3241027
238 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by LondonKitsch (woman) - United States

Today, I decidd to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML

#2991073
190 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by OompaLoompa (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is mah dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not mah mom. FML

#2984635
157 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear an smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there 4 at least 30 seconds in shock, anhen I backed away he was still looking at them. big fat FML

TODAY, WHILE CLEANING OUT A CLOSET WITH MAH MOTHER, I FOUND A WISH LIST FROM WHEN I WAS FIVE. ON THAT LIST, I WISHED MAH PARENTS WOULD DIVORCE. NOT ONLY DID THAT SERIOUSLY HURT MAH MOM, BUT NOW SHE THINKS I'M THE DEVIL CUZ MAH WISH CAME TRUE. FML

#2165517
110 comments

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On 05/21/2009 at 10:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today , I was walking around mah house without a shrt on after mah shower. I picked up mah cat and walked around the corner... Just as mah dad turned on the vacuum. Now I have 6 rather deep bloody holes in mah shoulder and chest. FML

#2113769
138 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 3:12pm - animals - by vitalcheese (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah friend and I decidd to wear a new rd lipstick!! The guy I lyk turnd around, lookd at her and said, ( Rd is a really interesting, sexy color!! Pretty bold!! Not bad!! ) and he smild!! I waitd, smiling also, only for him frown and say, ( Your teeth r REALLY yellow!! ) FML

#2112917
165 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 2:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I was at a family get together with distant relatives. My grandma made a point to say how all of the grandkids brought there boyfriends or grlfriends. She looks at me , then turns to everyone and says "But not our Becky! She is more interested in her cats right now than finding a man." FML

#1738552
59 comments

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On 05/07/2009 at 11:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I Found My Mother Wandering The Halls Of My Fraternity Unescortd An Askedhy She Was Here She Told Me She Was Concernedhen I Didn't Pick Up My Phone For Two Days. She Then Informd Me That She Had Also Movd To The Same City I Live In. My Mother Movd Over 600 Miles To Stalk Me. FML

#1732153
95 comments

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On 05/07/2009 at 8:42pm - kids - by PetitPrincePerdu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said ( I got you a turkey sandwich ) and followed it up with ( And I'm leaving you. ) FML

#1727113
197 comments

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On 05/07/2009 at 6:39pm - love - by Joey (man) - United States (California)



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