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Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29125) - you deserved it (6535)

On 01/18/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by Radioo (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML


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On 01/14/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by light_talker (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML


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On 12/06/2009 at 3:42pm - intimacy - by Ballhugger (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at my school, we had the opening night of our production in which I act. None of my family or friends came. Basically, after 3 long months of hard work, the only person to "congratulate" to me after the show was the head of the theater department, who just wanted to tell me I was doing it wrong. FML


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On 12/04/2009 at 12:40am - misc - by drama_queen (woman) - United States (New York)

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