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WorldWarAres

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WorldWarAres

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 166
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About WorldWarAres : I'm a guy who loves to model.

I enjoy being lazy and eating junk food as well. Simple enough.

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WorldWarAres's favorite FMLs

Today, while refereeing a soccer game, I was accused of being racist, blind, and a fascist by spectators. The game was played by a group of third graders. FML

#20957478
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I agree, your life sucks (36431) - you deserved it (2719)

On 11/14/2013 at 12:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57352) - you deserved it (17221)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, my brand new and very expensive laser printer does actually print 10 times faster than my old one. Except there's nothing printed on the paper. Never mind, at least it makes a cool sound. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20174) - you deserved it (3562)

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