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About WorldWarAres : I'm a guy who loves to model.
I enjoy being lazy and eating junk food as well. Simple enough.
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Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
Friday 31 July 2015