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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39572) - you deserved it (6799)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8419) - you deserved it (24342)

On 06/16/2009 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47282) - you deserved it (3424)

On 06/05/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)



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