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Wolverine33

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4308
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Wolverine33 : Hello friends, I'm Tim. I spend most of my free time playing basketball, listening to music, or watching Netflix. My favorite shows are The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Dexter, Breaking Bad, and How I Met Your Mother. My favorite colors are Purple, Cyan, and Yellow. I love to travel and see/do fun things (I've climbed Mount Saint Helens, I've been to Yosemite, I've hiked 80 miles in Philmont, I've been to Amsterdam, I've been to the Grand Canyon, I've been to DC, and I've been white water rafting). I'm super friendly so message me if you have any questions or just wanna talk:)

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Wolverine33's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML

#21393183
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28675) - you deserved it (2847)

On 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML

#21390758
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28091) - you deserved it (4610)

On 04/09/2015 at 4:24pm - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

#21389976
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17304) - you deserved it (32320)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML

#21389932
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28584) - you deserved it (1919)

On 04/08/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by rUs7up1d (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML

#21389569
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32391) - you deserved it (4733)

On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

#21389410
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28167) - you deserved it (3381)

On 04/07/2015 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML

#21389247
105 comments

Today, I saw one one of my cat's hairs on my sweatpants and wanted to remove it. It wasn't a cat hair, but a pubic hair that has found its way through my panties and sweatpants while being still attached to me. FML

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

#21388202
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28665) - you deserved it (2171)

On 04/05/2015 at 6:19pm - animals - by :O - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year old guy. FML

#21386588
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25134) - you deserved it (7728)

On 04/02/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by Jordan (man) - Jordan (Al Balqa')

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

#21384619
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28777) - you deserved it (4715)

On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28075) - you deserved it (2317)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45375) - you deserved it (3338)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

#21382528
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24279) - you deserved it (5318)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:19pm - work - by screwedupfuck (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

#21371084
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (141) - you deserved it (2523)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)



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