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Wolverine33

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2004
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Wolverine33 : Hello friends, I'm Tim. I spend most of my free time playing basketball, listening to music, or watching Netflix. My favorite shows are The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Dexter, Breaking Bad, and How I Met Your Mother. My favorite colors are Purple, Cyan, and Yellow. I love to travel and see/do fun things (I've climbed Mount Saint Helens, I've been to Yosemite, I've hiked 80 miles in Philmont, I've been to Amsterdam, I've been to the Grand Canyon, I've been to DC, and I've been white water rafting). I'm super friendly so message me if you have any questions or just wanna talk:)

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Wolverine33's favorite FMLs

Today, I reprimanded three students for sleeping, five for not having books, and kicked three out for texting in class. One student yelled at me for a bad grade, and another stormed out for a failing exam score. I teach at a four-year university. FML

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML

#21286665
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26100) - you deserved it (4576)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:00pm - health - by Discipl (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML

#21286497
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25263) - you deserved it (10494)

On 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm - health - by lady parts - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML

#21285821
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32424) - you deserved it (3519)

On 10/26/2014 at 6:46pm - love - by mellielynnemily - United States

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

#21285323
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29873) - you deserved it (2313)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

#21285216
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29622) - you deserved it (2351)

On 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

#21285040
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29726) - you deserved it (4966)

On 10/25/2014 at 2:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

#21284275
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33867) - you deserved it (9780)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

#21283544
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36356) - you deserved it (9572)

On 10/23/2014 at 12:04am - love - by Rachel - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML

#21283193
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15212) - you deserved it (33589)

On 10/22/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by mr_cheese (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. FML

#21282761
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31260) - you deserved it (3752)

On 10/21/2014 at 10:11pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML

#21282480
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20721) - you deserved it (27439)

On 10/21/2014 at 3:46pm - misc - by GetMeTheDamnBleach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

#21282367
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33141) - you deserved it (6771)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

#21281464
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30773) - you deserved it (4014)

On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

#21281207
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29763) - you deserved it (4722)

On 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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