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Wolverine33

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Wolverine33

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4625
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Wolverine33 : Hello friends, I'm Tim. I spend most of my free time playing basketball, listening to music, or watching Netflix. My favorite shows are The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Dexter, Breaking Bad, and How I Met Your Mother. My favorite colors are Purple, Cyan, and Yellow. I love to travel and see/do fun things (I've climbed Mount Saint Helens, I've been to Yosemite, I've hiked 80 miles in Philmont, I've been to Amsterdam, I've been to the Grand Canyon, I've been to DC, and I've been white water rafting). I'm super friendly so message me if you have any questions or just wanna talk:)

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Wolverine33's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML

#21426994
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28820) - you deserved it (2990)

On 06/16/2015 at 12:13pm - misc - by VHBJ - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML

#21424633
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26836) - you deserved it (1761)

On 06/11/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by what - United States (California)

Today, I had to endure the most mortifying ambulance ride of my life after my fiancé's cock ring got stuck on my tongue piercing. As I was trying not to choke or vomit, he actually high-fived one of the EMTs and tried to get him to take a picture on his phone. FML

#21424446
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29400) - you deserved it (8570)

On 06/11/2015 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by awkward - United Kingdom (Dumfries and Galloway)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML

Today, my neighbor came over to borrow my lawnmower. As I have previously loaned it to him and he returned it broken, I refused. He then promptly ate the strawberries off my daughter's small strawberry plant and stormed off. FML

#21424116
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25507) - you deserved it (1596)

On 06/10/2015 at 8:13pm - misc - by its still broken (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

#21423823
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28345) - you deserved it (1767)

On 06/10/2015 at 8:00am - misc - by Spa Catholic - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I am going to take a law school test. My Mom told me to relax, so I told her, "I'm better at stressing out, so I have something to fall back on if I bomb the test." To which she replied, "And masturbating, you've always excelled at that." FML

#21422751
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24175) - you deserved it (4123)

On 06/08/2015 at 9:35am - intimacy - by LZapped (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

#21421237
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25787) - you deserved it (2903)

On 06/05/2015 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

#21417917
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32482) - you deserved it (2831)

On 05/30/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML

#21417667
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15263) - you deserved it (23457)

On 05/29/2015 at 4:15pm - health - by not a kiddy fiddler really (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got engaged. When I called my father, who is out of state for a few days, to tell him, his response was, "What'd you do that for?" FML

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

#21416582
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28681) - you deserved it (2394)

On 05/27/2015 at 10:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico

Today, I found out my dog's new favorite game to play: "If you don't stop petting me, I'll bite your balls as hard as I can." FML

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML

#21393183
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28929) - you deserved it (2878)

On 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML

#21390758
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28163) - you deserved it (4619)

On 04/09/2015 at 4:24pm - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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