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Wolvander88

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Wolvander88
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 April 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1486
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Wolvander88 : I love my bikes and going on long rides, sketching, reading, watching anime and movies, hulk-smashing, contemplating the purpose of existence and being an architect. [“The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom.”
- Guy de Maupassant]

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Wolvander88's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

#21340885
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33798) - you deserved it (3705)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

#21312768
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41540) - you deserved it (2597)

On 12/06/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my butt decided to delete the 650 photos I had on my phone. FML

#21247514
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36399) - you deserved it (7422)

On 08/28/2014 at 10:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

#21039900
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24756) - you deserved it (48590)

On 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

#20904456
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16593) - you deserved it (110063)

On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML

#20873101
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19705) - you deserved it (99534)

On 09/08/2013 at 3:31pm - love - by verbaltodomestic (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
525 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18799) - you deserved it (134382)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

#20691094
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26480) - you deserved it (133609)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32860) - you deserved it (112926)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I got the chance to speak to some of the top academics in my field. I was so hungover that I couldn't remember the title of the Masters degree I've spent two years studying for, let alone make intelligent comments. I'm pretty sure the only thing I got right was my name. FML

#20588088
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13509) - you deserved it (100263)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by could be an fml commenter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I sat on an unopened folding chair to avoid the effort of opening it up. FML

#20587700
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15189) - you deserved it (95851)

On 04/13/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by mets300 - United States (New York)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

#19253868
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10140) - you deserved it (149268)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9481) - you deserved it (114852)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

#18086269
530 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11160) - you deserved it (192008)

On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)



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