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Wolvander88

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Wolvander88

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 April 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 752
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Wolvander88 : I love my bikes and going on long rides, sketching, reading, watching anime and movies, hulk-smashing, contemplating the purpose of existence and being an architect. [“The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom.”
- Guy de Maupassant]

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Wolvander88's favorite FMLs

Today, my butt decided to delete the 650 photos I had on my phone. FML

#21247514
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32758) - you deserved it (6520)

On 08/28/2014 at 10:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

#21039900
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24109) - you deserved it (47549)

On 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

#20904456
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16498) - you deserved it (108961)

On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML

#20873101
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19620) - you deserved it (98719)

On 09/08/2013 at 3:31pm - love - by verbaltodomestic (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
517 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17842) - you deserved it (128094)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

#20691094
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25534) - you deserved it (128964)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32665) - you deserved it (111722)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I got the chance to speak to some of the top academics in my field. I was so hungover that I couldn't remember the title of the Masters degree I've spent two years studying for, let alone make intelligent comments. I'm pretty sure the only thing I got right was my name. FML

#20588088
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13428) - you deserved it (99767)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by could be an fml commenter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I sat on an unopened folding chair to avoid the effort of opening it up. FML

#20587700
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14774) - you deserved it (94716)

On 04/13/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by mets300 - United States (New York)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

#19253868
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9984) - you deserved it (144968)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8564) - you deserved it (108255)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

#18086269
520 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9973) - you deserved it (180465)

On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

#17709124
580 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20813) - you deserved it (234394)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
463 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10481) - you deserved it (116710)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)



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