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WolfKing501
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 275
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22970) - you deserved it (7773)

On 01/30/2012 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by idrathernotgiveoutmyname (woman) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
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I agree, your life sucks (28186) - you deserved it (2187)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39059) - you deserved it (3207)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18838) - you deserved it (42232)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

#17436824
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I agree, your life sucks (9584) - you deserved it (37770)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)



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