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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 April 1979 (36 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1942
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About WiseGuy79 : Hey fuckers I'm blunt, sarcastic and like to point out stupidity! You don't like it too bad!

My favorite FML commentators:

That chick with the bad attitude
The guy who posts a whole short novel
That dude with the thing
That woman with the pic
Some chick who babbles on and on
That man who is serious as fuck
The YDI guy
That overly sarcastic girl
The 'pics or it didn't happen' dude
Anyone who can't spell simple grade school words
And last but certainly least:

Thank you come again!

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