About Wiseguy79
Hey fuckers I'm blunt, sarcastic and like to point out stupidity! You don't like it too bad! My favorite FML commentators: That chick with the bad attitude The guy who posts a whole short novel That dude with the thing That woman with the pic Some chick who babbles on and on That man who is serious as fuck The YDI guy That overly sarcastic girl The 'pics or it didn't happen' dude Anyone who can't spell simple grade school words And last but certainly least: WiseGuy79 Thank you come again!
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Wiseguy79's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    13%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    14%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    76%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    11%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    22%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    13%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    3%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    7%
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