Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

WiltedRoses

Offline (the 09/01/2014 at 5:49am) | Search for a member

WiltedRoses

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 November 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 560
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About WiltedRoses : Hi, I'm Paige. I have perfect pitch.

WiltedRoses's page activity

Visits<b>lachataigne</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 6:22pm<b>MaddyLannister</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 5:10am<b>hpaskal007</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 4:28am<b>RenoTheRhino</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 11:03am<b>kaylaaa01</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 12:43am<b>andy594328</b> - the 07/13/2014 at 1:10pm<b>BlackAfrican64</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 9:51am<b>sweetestname</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 6:11pm<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 1:33am<b>PresidentNorth</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 10:33am<b>Anarchy66</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 3:12am<b>R3TROxLOV3</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 9:27pm<b>the_zero_article</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 11:48pm<b>Gremlinek</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 11:21am<b>Bafrinn</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 1:43am<b>iluvFMLs15</b> - the 05/26/2014 at 11:10am<b>aa1717</b> - the 05/25/2014 at 6:51pm<b>ChloeLentin</b> - the 05/22/2014 at 4:34am

WiltedRoses's FML badges

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of WiltedRoses's badges

WiltedRoses's favorite FMLs

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

#20572069
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22498) - you deserved it (66094)

On 04/02/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by SayCheese - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went to a bar. It went perfectly, until he got wasted and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to me while everyone laughed. Then I woke up, having just been Rickrolled by my own subconscious. FML

#20540752
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33514) - you deserved it (5050)

On 03/12/2013 at 12:43pm - misc - by ShadowBox (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, at my job, an old lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explained to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continued to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML

#19986519
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27518) - you deserved it (2362)

On 07/27/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML

#19867387
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21536) - you deserved it (6041)

On 06/29/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got fired from my recently acquired job at a doctor's office because I don't "agree with family values". The way I'm disrespecting their "family values"? I'm gay. FML

#13126825
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47886) - you deserved it (21125)

On 09/20/2010 at 10:33am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms for months, I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML

#12680643
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29996) - you deserved it (5219)

On 08/22/2010 at 9:42am - health - by nothanks (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I discovered my step mom had thrown out my baby blanket because it was an "eyesore". It was an heirloom from my birth mother and the only thing I have left from her. FML

#9024995
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49393) - you deserved it (2043)

On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: