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Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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On 04/02/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by SayCheese - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went to a bar. It went perfectly, until he got wasted and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to me while everyone laughed. Then I woke up, having just been Rickrolled by my own subconscious. FML
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On 03/12/2013 at 12:43pm - misc - by ShadowBox (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, at my job, an old lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explained to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continued to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML
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On 07/27/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I got fired from my recently acquired job at a doctor's office because I don't "agree with family values". The way I'm disrespecting their "family values"? I'm gay. FML
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On 09/20/2010 at 10:33am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms for months, I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 9:42am - health - by nothanks (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I discovered my step mom had thrown out my baby blanket because it was an "eyesore". It was an heirloom from my birth mother and the only thing I have left from her. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
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