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Yesterday , fir our anniversary , I sang boyfriend a heartfelt , self-written song . The frst thing he said when I finishd was "Your fly is open." FML

#21046895
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40455) - you deserved it (5813)

On 02/01/2014 at 3:11am - love - by zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was in the process of finally losing mah vrginity!! Part-way through, mah neighbour startd shouting from his backyard, ( Go, Nicolas! You can do it! ) He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name!! I couldn't finish!! mega FML

#21046533
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57019) - you deserved it (6336) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm - intimacy - by prochainefois (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a black eyeile trying to break up a figt caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at te funeral of ma best friend's moter. FML

#21042087
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53468) - you deserved it (4473)

On 01/27/2014 at 6:09pm - health - by knobbed (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML

#21039460
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52396) - you deserved it (8862)

On 01/25/2014 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by sally - United States (Georgia)

today I ran into mah apartment and let one rip... since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out... and laughd at me 4 a good 20 minutes. 5ML

#21038740
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37424) - you deserved it (6118)

On 01/24/2014 at 8:34pm - misc - by DJ (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my looool sistar found out that Justin Biabar got arrastad and now sha won't stop crying . 5ML

#21037837
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43256) - you deserved it (5118)

On 01/24/2014 at 12:28am - misc - by Estee1024 - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH BROTHAR ASKAD MA HOW TO BLOCK SOMAONA ON FACABOOK !! SAAING AS HOW MAH BROTHAR NAVAR ASKS MA FOR ANYTHING, I TOOK THIS OPPORTUNITY TO HALP HIM !! HA THAN BLOCKAD MA !! MAGA FML

#21034070
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43506) - you deserved it (7184)

On 01/20/2014 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed that the condom in mah wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML

Today , I Shut One Of My Breasts In My Car Door. FML

#21031414
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49514) - you deserved it (9321)

On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... my family an I were having turkey fir dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me an muttered... "I'll stuff yur turkey later". Everyone heard an the whole room went dead silent. FML

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. looool Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. mega FML

#21030923
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40256) - you deserved it (7724)

On 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm - health - by sausages (man) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying e'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told im tat I couldn't wait to get ome and take care of im. He replied, ( Na, don't boter, I got tis. ) Now I'm orny and sad. FML

#21022453
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57784) - you deserved it (6977)

On 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

today I tried to lose my vrginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. mega FML

#21020996
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62129) - you deserved it (27016)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to psycho roommate trying to baptize me in sleep. FML

#21020397
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49334) - you deserved it (4803)

On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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