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  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 January 1984 (31 years)
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About Wild_Goose_13 : Not much to tell. Life isn't that bad, but sometimes it throws you those curve balls and it helps to have somewhere to share it.

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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML


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On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of the Windows Seven release. Upon reading this, I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML


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On 10/26/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Brian (man) - United States (Ohio)

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