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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2025
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About WhyAmUHere : Ah, you. I was expecting you here, now. You're not really good at being quiet are you? You woke me from my nap. Now, let's get down to business. End this pathetic deception! I know you're hiding Martians in your head!! Gimme them Martians! I am going to put butter on them!! Yaargh!!! I want tacos!! Bow down!! Or I will unleash my zoinky army of surly crack-babies!! Everybody! Say it with me and wiggle!! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look! David Hasslehoff CAN fly!! And now employing juvenile mongoloid demon babies!! My famous chicken recipe will never be yours!! Grrr! Woof!

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Today, I Found Out That The Nieghbor I'd Given A Bottle Of Wine To Fir Christmas Is A Recovering Alcoholic. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27037) - you deserved it (6477)

On 12/31/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thechimpchapter - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, mah parents got a call from mah English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention cuz I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticd me. real FML

#18048344
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36394) - you deserved it (2903)

On 10/22/2011 at 7:16pm - misc - by Bree - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah boyfriand wrota ma a braak-up lattar, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31255) - you deserved it (4152)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today.. . a car hit me while I was in a crosswalk . The driver jumpd out of her car and steppd over me to check her car for damage . FML

#16671124
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38762) - you deserved it (2729)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:07am - health - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to fine her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML

#16468049
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52949) - you deserved it (4793)

On 06/02/2011 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by jsalmons - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked fir my license and registration so I reached fir my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear cuz my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

#16152690
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39848) - you deserved it (8359)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

Today , I was rudely stoppd in te park by a woman screaming at me fir being a slut fir aving a baby so young. Se got so workd up tat se startd swereing. Not only was I just babysitting fir a friend , I am unable to get te toddler to stop swereing. FML

#14772330
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42064) - you deserved it (2780)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:46am - kids - by QuicksilverMaximoff (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today, I woke up to ma kids saking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was ere!" I got up to fine ma TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone.

#14191427
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37786) - you deserved it (3168)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:32pm - kids - by crazycora (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today , I was in te car wit ma mom. We were discussing ma broter , ow e's been screwing up majorly lately an se blamed it on is friends. Ten se turned to me an said , "It's a good ting you've never ad any friends." FML

#14189966
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27469) - you deserved it (3439)

On 12/13/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by Amanda - United States

Today, I decided to fix my bike and take it fir a test ride. Five minutes in, a bee flew into my eye and stung me. In pain, I thought it would be best to go home. I turned around to find a big pitbull running towards me. The dog chased me fir a mile before giving up. FML

Today,hile preparing the house 4 company, I got a call that mah sister had a heart attack an died. My wife's response? ( Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all! ) mega FML

#8948119
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43546) - you deserved it (2259)

On 03/09/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by dargas - United States (California)

Today I ad a 10 our drive to Las Vegas wit only 2 CDs Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz and my girlfriend wo tinks se's a good singer. FML

#7607342
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37835) - you deserved it (8436)

On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Rejected My Wife Fir Sex. Se Ten Started To Masturbate Next To Me. I Got An Erection. Se Ten Rejected Me Fir Sex. FML

#6927698
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6625) - you deserved it (72448)

On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States

Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital 4 the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. looool Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guessho broke the news to the wife. real FML

#6722392
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42760) - you deserved it (3679)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by RBEE (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a Remembrance Day servicehen an old widow told me I had mah "grandad's" medals on the wrong side of mah coat. I told her that I was an Afghanistan veteran and that they were mine. She then berated me in front of the WHOLE service 4 "lying". real FML

#6251729
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40533) - you deserved it (2467)

On 11/10/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by Danners88 (man) - Australia



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