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WhiteCrimson

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WhiteCrimson

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 557
  • Number of comments : 298
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About WhiteCrimson : I'm pretty straight forward and to the point kinda guy, I work as an paramedic. Yes i see a lot of things and yes I love every second of my job. Wouldn't trade it for anything els. Wana know more your welcome to pop me an message.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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WhiteCrimson's favorite FMLs

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

#20741232
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49947) - you deserved it (11636)

On 06/22/2013 at 4:55pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, it marks the fourth month since my 15-year-old cousin asked me out, then started practically stalking me when I said no. It's also the fourth month of my parents and his constantly telling me to stop overreacting and that it's "just a phase." FML

#20740640
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42650) - you deserved it (3001)

On 06/22/2013 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML

#20740202
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43819) - you deserved it (3193)

On 06/22/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months broke up with me after finding out that I reload my own shotgun shells and I shoot competitively. His reasoning? He didn't want to date a "cheap and dangerous woman." Seriously? FML

Today, in my psychology class we were covering OCDs. I have an issue with creased paper and my best friend brought it up, so for the next hour my class mates sat screwing up paper to see how long I could continuously have a panic attack. FML

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

#20598583
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26760) - you deserved it (32793)

On 04/17/2013 at 1:51am - money - by Anonymous -

Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML

#20597317
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33500) - you deserved it (3477)

On 04/16/2013 at 7:13pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML

#20596452
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68454) - you deserved it (17844)

On 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by Gurior - Canada



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