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Wheredidgrungego

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4409
  • Number of comments : 597
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Wheredidgrungego : I'm me.
Music
FIRE
Songwriting
Singing
Cooking!
Guitar
Piano
Shows
Concerts
My Band
England!
GIRLS

...I'm a bit of a manwhore but don't judge :D

And I'm single again now!

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Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

#16144015
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14810) - you deserved it (56920)

On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38672) - you deserved it (4050)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48683) - you deserved it (5970)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34328) - you deserved it (12220)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41493) - you deserved it (33340)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40541) - you deserved it (6937)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML

#14805791
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34417) - you deserved it (4539)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

#14741730
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41030) - you deserved it (8652)

On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

#14727355
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13769) - you deserved it (45191)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

#14644616
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38065) - you deserved it (8117)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41792) - you deserved it (3836)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML

#6401581
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24733) - you deserved it (4126)

On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - intimacy - by lonewolf2701 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

#6222787
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39515) - you deserved it (4788)

On 11/09/2009 at 12:49am - misc - by miseventshappen - United States (California)

Today, the 86 year old guy next door told me I needed three things in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job. FML

#5799559
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34417) - you deserved it (4722)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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