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Wheredidgrungego

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4415
  • Number of comments : 597
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Wheredidgrungego : I'm me.
Music
FIRE
Songwriting
Singing
Cooking!
Guitar
Piano
Shows
Concerts
My Band
England!
GIRLS

...I'm a bit of a manwhore but don't judge :D

And I'm single again now!

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Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

#18754752
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34522) - you deserved it (2574)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36859) - you deserved it (9809)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35275) - you deserved it (29576)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

#18560105
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32068) - you deserved it (3355)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28820) - you deserved it (2792)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

#18408949
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28413) - you deserved it (3294)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32046) - you deserved it (4111)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33953) - you deserved it (5660)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36675) - you deserved it (3416)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30644) - you deserved it (5426)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML

#18093315
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34492) - you deserved it (2896)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML

#18057000
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28533) - you deserved it (4302)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm - love - by Mrs. Terrified - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

#17934685
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18600) - you deserved it (26979)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

#17910918
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33736) - you deserved it (5183)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13808) - you deserved it (34152)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)



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