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Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML
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On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML
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On 09/15/2012 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)
Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States
Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -
Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Bridget (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 12:29am - health - by Weak Disposition (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my dad was complaining about how he makes so little money, so I suggested he invent something. The first thing that came to his mind was an automatic animal masturbator. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by nothowtheydoitinalabama - United States (Oregon)
Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by SpLo0gIeR - United States
Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
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Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States
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