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Wheatbreadman

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  • Number of visits : 201
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Wheatbreadman : I am just your average piece of bread searching for entertainment.

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Wheatbreadman's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19450) - you deserved it (3997)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25391) - you deserved it (1979)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)



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