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About WhatAMishap : FML:Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I’d ever had. Trouble was, it wasn’t about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon.

First reply: This poster did seem to awaken
To find that his pants were forsaken
He had hoped that the cause
Was a hooker or bras
But alas: he was horny for bacon

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Today, I went to get a condom because boyfriend an I were going to have sex fir the frst time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, an a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
221 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, My Guy Friend And I Were In His Dorm Room Watching A Movie When He Started Kissing Me. Thing Heated Up So We Moved Thing Over To His Bed. He Was On Me When A Hand Shoot Down From His Top Bunk. His Roommate Had Been Up There The Whole Time And He Wanted A High-five. So They High-fived. FML

#125499
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82586) - you deserved it (20505)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on . Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too . FML

#60108
81 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

I cut myself with child-proof scissors !! mega FML

#23513
60 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by tylerlove361 (man) - United States (Texas)

2day I decided to send mah boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to mah dad an got a text back saying, "You definitely looool take after your mom." mega FML

#9520
91 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today... I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about ( The next person who talks gets a note to take home... ) one kid looked right at me an went ( meow ). FML

#891
93 comments

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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

todayile I was looking fir a file on my boyfriend's ard drive, I came acros poto of a alf-naked woman wearing my clotes, butose ead wasn't really visible. Wen I demanded an explanation, I realised tat it wasn't anoter grl - it was im. FML

#581
49 comments

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On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today , my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling an reassembling it) in my new room , because I couldn't fine ow I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between te mattress an te base,ere it was idden. FML

#405
48 comments

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On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Was Performing The Classic 69 Position With My Girlfriend. I Wasn't Able To Control It : I Fartd Right Into Her Nose. FML

#391
114 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today,hile I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She startd looking at mah crotch an said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smild, but she insistd. Ashes had set mah trousers on fire. FML

#345
25 comments

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On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version



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