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Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML
by je_regrette_tout / 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/04/2013 at 12:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
by bibi / 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
by Anonymous / 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm / Ireland (Meath) / Miscellaneous
by OopsKid / 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Samantha / 01/01/2011 at 12:11am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 5:35am / Norway (Ostfold) / Animals
by beforegirl / 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by InsideActress / 04/05/2009 at 3:11pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "look at this face I can make!" and she grossly contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "stop making fun of your sister!" FML
by anonymous / 03/23/2009 at 3:22pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
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