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About Welshite : Ca4Mg9Sb3O4[Si6Be3AlFe2O36]

That's Welshite. I figured using its common name would be a bit more convenient.

I don't cuss, curse, or otherwise use profanity. Why? Because I was a strange child who made bets with myself to see how long I could remain clean-spoken.

A giant thank you to everyone who "liked" my profile! I appreciate it so much.

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Today, I was asked to order a new lockable cash tin for work. When my boss returned to ask which one I'd selected, I said, "An 8-inch black one". Her giggle said it all. FML


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