WelcomeToAndale

Search for a member

Offline (the 03/21/2014 at 7:11am)

WelcomeToAndale

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 January 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6442
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About WelcomeToAndale : Big Fallout 3 & New Vegas fan.

WelcomeToAndale's page activity

Visits<b>meunluckycharms</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 4:58pm<b>NoName011</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 6:57pm<b>llamingo</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 2:45pm<b>TypicalDaniela</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 7:53am<b>_Heisenberg__</b> - the 05/10/2014 at 9:06am<b>bingo__O</b> - the 05/10/2014 at 12:35am<b>dipsheep</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 12:55pm<b>raphanne</b> - the 05/01/2014 at 3:27am<b>Treken</b> - the 04/09/2014 at 8:00am<b>BellaBelle</b> - the 03/25/2014 at 11:39am<b>little_aliceee</b> - the 03/17/2014 at 10:38am<b>LiterOfCola</b> - the 03/17/2014 at 3:20am<b>Maxoubinouchou</b> - the 03/11/2014 at 3:15pm<b>spolin124</b> - the 01/20/2014 at 3:03pm<b>The_Railgun</b> - the 01/19/2014 at 12:16am<b>hunteryager</b> - the 01/17/2014 at 11:40am<b>WaywardDaughter</b> - the 01/16/2014 at 6:38pm<b>Ins0mau</b> - the 12/16/2013 at 5:31pm

WelcomeToAndale's FML badges

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of WelcomeToAndale's badges

WelcomeToAndale's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent a large portion of the afternoon playing hide and seek with the door-to-door salesman who saw me sneak in the back door and won't stop knocking. No amount of hiding behind the couch will make him go away. FML

by my back hurts / 09/04/2013 at 1:25am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my new creative writing teacher informed the class that we should consult him before writing anything "dark or disturbing." I only took the class because my therapist recommended that I join the class so I could freely express my darker thoughts without her help or a fear of being judged. FML

by depressed / 09/03/2013 at 5:43pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend got offered a job at Abercrombie. The first thing he asked was "they only hire hot people, right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky I am to be with such a hot guy. FML

Today, I was telling my brother about how my new colleagues and I don't share a sense of humour. He replied, "What, you mean they don't pretend to laugh at your jokes like everybody else?" FML

by laughing-stock / 09/02/2013 at 5:40pm / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Work

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My bestfriend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 5:23pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML

by yourfault / 09/02/2013 at 11:10am / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames) / Intimacy

Today, I received an email from my professor asking me not to jump ahead on assignments as it makes the other students look bad. FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 1:14am / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML

by zephyrgk / 09/01/2013 at 9:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

by Anonymous / 09/01/2013 at 7:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

by NotGabe / 09/01/2013 at 10:25am / United States (Texas) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, tired of everyone forgetting my birthday, I traveled half way around the world to spend my 40th at a five star resort just to try and make it special. The hotel brought me a cake with someone else's name on it. FML

by nevercatchabreak / 08/31/2013 at 4:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my crew and I were berated by a client for not installing her new hardwood floor on time. We were only halfway through the day, but apparently it should have only taken "like, an hour?" because "The guys on the TV shows do it that fast." FML

by smashyonewfloors / 08/31/2013 at 12:44am / Canada (Alberta) / Work

Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML

by no life to fuck :/ / 08/30/2013 at 7:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was yelled at once again for being in the school gym without a coach present. I am the coach. FML

by rapunzel3416 / 08/30/2013 at 5:23am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML

by pizza girl / 08/30/2013 at 12:33am / United States (Mississippi) / Work