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Today, yet again, I got to my desk at work at 8 AM to find my laptop turned on and porn sites opened. Weird porn sites. I have no idea who is doing this, or how they have access to my office, or how they got my login password. HR thinks I'm making this up. FML

By MymB612 - / Tuesday 24 September 2013 11:15 /

Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML

By -___- - / Saturday 14 September 2013 00:37 / Canada - Montr?al

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML

By CityBoysNow / Wednesday 11 September 2013 00:14 / United States - Lake Saint Louis

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

By ellen77 / Friday 13 September 2013 05:55 / United States - Santa Barbara

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML

By Crazy Crazy Crazy - / Friday 13 September 2013 00:01 / Canada - Burlington