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Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

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On 06/17/2011 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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On 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm - misc - by Hannah - Ireland (Sligo)

Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML

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On 06/17/2011 at 3:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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On 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by NoRunning - United States (Virginia)

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

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On 06/17/2011 at 3:32am - misc - by seriouslybored (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

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On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)



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