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Wazilla
  • Town/Country : kaukauna, U.S.A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 November 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 520
  • Number of comments : 145
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML

#19040540
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5481) - you deserved it (16140)

On 02/10/2012 at 9:13am - animals - by Stung (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

#18567252
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23604) - you deserved it (4155)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

#17727112
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24540) - you deserved it (10543)

On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25404) - you deserved it (4085)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22025) - you deserved it (2347)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21904) - you deserved it (4422)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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