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Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid… Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled… Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added…
- Today, I've been living in Germany for several weeks now. My classmates still cannot pronounce my… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to…