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  • Number of visits : 1078
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About WaywardDaughter : Anything you say here can and will be used against you.Live long and prosper!

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Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

#19362512
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10383) - you deserved it (17677)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

#19362512
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10383) - you deserved it (17677)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She said it's a good thing, because it was a "mutual decision", and that while she wouldn't mind staying together, I was the one who wanted to split, and she respected my decision. I wish I had been a part of this delusional conversation. FML

#19281871
93 comments

Today, I went driving for the first time. I made it twenty miles to my step mom's house, and didn't stop until I was inside the garage. Too bad the garage door was closed when I got there. FML

#19255892
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14680) - you deserved it (14607)

On 03/11/2012 at 5:15am - misc - by meganisabella - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

#18808709
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19410) - you deserved it (3486)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:24pm - misc - by 2gewd4u - United States (Texas)

Today, I pressed snooze on my alarm clock for one of the first times ever. I ended up being late to my 8am class, and when I showed up, I couldn't start the projector. I called Tech Support. They came... and pushed the large button labeled "power." The whole class laughed. FML

Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML

#16666197
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8277) - you deserved it (49123)

On 06/14/2011 at 8:07pm - misc - by Savannah (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

#15712381
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44697) - you deserved it (4000)

On 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm - intimacy - by Jill - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49367) - you deserved it (41028)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

#13394916
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26352) - you deserved it (5698)

On 10/10/2010 at 5:45pm - misc - by lolu - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

#13365724
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42501) - you deserved it (6019)

On 10/08/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by ringhider (man) - France (Lorraine)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML

#13068914
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47677) - you deserved it (3993)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

#11804292
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35314) - you deserved it (3316)

On 07/11/2010 at 2:06am - health - by Cheyenne - United States (Washington)

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML

#8583578
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25184) - you deserved it (7280)

On 02/23/2010 at 7:51am - misc - by medik - United States (Texas)

Today, I lost my job to a girl that graduated with the same bachelor's degree from the same college as me. She also got a master's in an unrelated field. I've been working there 7 months, and her master's in maths apparently makes her a better athletic trainer than me. FML

#7454519
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25502) - you deserved it (3732)

On 01/20/2010 at 10:59am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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