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Today, my boyfriend looool was in te sower, and I decided to go join im!! I took all my clotes off and stepped into te batroom!! I slipped on some water, and ended up itting my ead on te toilet and passing out!! Wen I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in is towel!! Wrong person!! FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 4:04am - intimacy - by showerstupid (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated an exhausted, I asked everyone to turn there phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit an spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technologyhores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

#681021
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On 03/29/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by emkaycutie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home . I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield . The note read, ( F*** you, Jackson . ) I'm Tyler . Jackson is my co-worker . FML

#402387
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On 03/16/2009 at 11:17pm - work - by Dansonn (man) - United States (California)

Today, My Boyfriend Was Coming Over So I Bought This Sexy Corset, Some Fishnets, Stilettos And See-through Thong. After My Dad Left I Dressed Up And A Few Minutes Later The Doorbell Rang. I Answered It, Whip In Hand. It Was My Dad. He Forgot His Keys. I'm Grounded. FML

#170978
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On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, My Boyfriend Was Coming Over So I Bought This Sexy Corset, Some Fishnets, Stilettos And See-through Thong. After My Dad Left I Dressed Up And A Few Minutes Later The Doorbell Rang. I Answered It, Whip In Hand. It Was My Dad. He Forgot His Keys. I'm Grounded. FML

#170978
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On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

2day I was typing up a love letter on ma computer . A sexual love letter . I was in a classroom , I'm te teacer , I'm gay , and ma love letter sowed up on te tv screenile ma 7t grade students were taking a test . It was up on te screen fir 15 minutes . FML

#168595
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On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for mah journalism class, an he asked to borrow looool mah laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had sereched for on mah browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," an it was still up there. FML

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On 02/23/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by loserface (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I HANDAD IN AN ASSIGNMANT IN HAALTH CLASS THAT HAD TO CALCULATA MY BMI. EMBARASSAD BY MY WAIGHT I PUTTAD IT 15 POUNDS LASS. I GOT THA ASSIGNMANT BACK AND LOST CRADIT 4 SOMATHING. CIRCLAD IN RAD PAN ON THA TOP WAS YOU MUST PUTTAD YOUR "EXACT" WAIGHT. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 9:49pm - work - by ohh jeez. - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday mah four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into mah crotch. Then he pulled it out an said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of mah entire class. FML

#70656
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On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)

Today, I wora tha balt that looool my stapfathar has spant 2 months naadla pointing, as a finishing touch ha addad my initials: 'fml'. FML

#43166
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On 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by MLS (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I wora tha balt that looool my stapfathar has spant 2 months naadla pointing, as a finishing touch ha addad my initials: 'fml'. FML

#43166
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On 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by MLS (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, it's 2:23 in te morning, and my drunken grlfriend as just rung me up from a party were se's te only grl tere. Se seems to be aving a great time. FML

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