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Wafflestomper's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML

#19551468
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21524) - you deserved it (2131)

On 04/30/2012 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

#19275580
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27336) - you deserved it (13063)

On 03/14/2012 at 1:18am - love - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was working retail when a group of older gentlemen came in looking for a good sound system. I showed them a top-range system and gushed about it in detail, trying to close the sale. One of them snorted and said, "See Dave, girls like her are the reason ball gags were invented." FML

#19268166
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24366) - you deserved it (3630)

On 03/12/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by sandi519 (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

#18449583
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35560) - you deserved it (6651)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

#18259551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14559) - you deserved it (30518)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29560) - you deserved it (3441)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20654) - you deserved it (44671)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML

#17492209
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12862) - you deserved it (32765)

On 08/16/2011 at 6:09pm - health - by Out of Shape (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML

#17343796
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27256) - you deserved it (4726)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:47pm - work - by ImScrewed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

#16577754
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43605) - you deserved it (5676)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting for the bus. Apparently that corner is notorious for drug dealing, I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block. FML

#16568817
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29980) - you deserved it (3098)

On 06/08/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by DrugDeal (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43556) - you deserved it (18023)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

#15025975
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38922) - you deserved it (3982)

On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML

#14726296
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28246) - you deserved it (2620)

On 01/26/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I was doing my grocery shopping, absent-mindedly wondering if my new diet was working. I got my answer when my panties fell down around my ankles. FML

#14719837
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23770) - you deserved it (7286)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by knickersdontfit (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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