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Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML

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213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31767) - you deserved it (137408)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel

Today, my kids told me that for the FIRST time, my cooking was delicious. I made Kraft dinner that night. FML

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On 04/28/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

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180 comments

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On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML

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On 04/21/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML

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127 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Tor (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breaths on my neck. When I was about to finish he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck/ear and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 8:07am - intimacy - by bodyelectric (woman) - United States



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