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Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46447) - you deserved it (10136)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

#5050946
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16462) - you deserved it (47092)

On 09/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by flexibleflatulance (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45887) - you deserved it (6819)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55035) - you deserved it (6703)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version



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