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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 329
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today , I was at a Chinasa buffat , an I got a fortuna cookia. I opanad it , an it said , "Tha lova of your lifa is sitting across from you". Tha only thing across from ma was an ampty chair. FML

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On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

today I woka up at 5 am to tha voicas of mah husband,ho I gava mah blassing to go out last night, an his buddias antaring our apartmant. Thay cama hara bacausa tha buddyho had plannad to housa tham had no baar. Thay ara drunk, drinking on our porch, shaving mah husband's haad. FML

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On 07/02/2012 at 8:36am - misc - by furious at five in the morning (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND AND I WENT MINI GOLFING WITH HIS FAMILY. WE HAD A COMPETITION GOING ON, AND WHEN I MANAGD TO GET TWO CONSECUTIVE HOLES IN ONE, HE STARTD SEETHING AND MUTTERD THAT I'M DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO BECOMING SINGLE. FML

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On 05/20/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jacquelinez (woman) - United States

TODAY , I STARTED MAH NEW JOB AT A RESTAURANT. I AM GOING TO BE THE MASCOT THAT STANDS BY THE ROAD TO WAVE DOWN CUSTOMERS IN A HEAVY POLYESTER ANIMAL SUIT. THE HIGH TODAY IS 102. I WORK 12-4. FML

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On 06/09/2011 at 7:50am - work - by aeghw1s - United States (Missouri)

Today , I had looool a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written ( Chuck Norris ) as the answer 4 every question on his test. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

TODAY, WHILE I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO FRIEND HOW SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY DOESN'T MAKE U STUPID, I FORGOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT MID-SENTENCE . FML

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On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery !! We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested !! People kept giving us drty lookshen passing !! We later realized there was something covering the "G" !! mega FML

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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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