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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 372
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML


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On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up at 5 am to the voices of my husband, who I gave my blessing to go out last night, and his buddies entering our apartment. They came here because the buddy who had planned to house them had no beer. They are drunk, drinking on our porch, shaving my husband's head. FML


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On 07/02/2012 at 8:36am - misc - by furious at five in the morning (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML


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On 05/20/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jacquelinez (woman) - United States

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I am going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML


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On 06/09/2011 at 7:50am - work - by aeghw1s - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML


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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML


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On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML


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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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