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  • Birth Date : Friday 9 June 1995 (19 years)
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About Vxntage : Not much to say! I'm 15, a major Beatles fan, a cheerleader, a Star Wars fan, and a very go-to kind of girl. (:

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Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18943) - you deserved it (45895)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

#17097344
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42041) - you deserved it (5759)

On 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm - love - by 30Jenna - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36029) - you deserved it (8618)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

#17088457
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30679) - you deserved it (6382)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38229) - you deserved it (21780)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38229) - you deserved it (21780)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

#14881975
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51539) - you deserved it (7118)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, I logged onto a website that offered free tutoring. After chatting with the online tutor, he started flirting with me. I was just looking for some help with my homework, not a creeper. FML

#14876662
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24243) - you deserved it (5609)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Chasity (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave that flashes 'enjoy your meal' when it finishes cooking something. FML

#14872504
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25468) - you deserved it (3308)

On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50966) - you deserved it (3751)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

#14614721
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25048) - you deserved it (6890) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - health - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

#14613104
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33035) - you deserved it (5666) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML

#14613103
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28350) - you deserved it (3598) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40749) - you deserved it (26828) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

#14610612
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43953) - you deserved it (2996) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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