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Vo13c3s1nMyH3ad
  • Town/Country : MCAS Miramar, San Diego, CA, US, US
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 September 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 494
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Vo13c3s1nMyH3ad : Hello potential stalker (I hope you are because that'd be flattering) I'm a Marine, I enjoy scuba diving, rock climbing, long walks on the beach (haha), working out, and talking. I love talking to strangers because they're the most interesting!, so message me! :)

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Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71673) - you deserved it (5450)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML

#15881339
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6403) - you deserved it (34156)

On 04/22/2011 at 1:20am - work - by anonymous -

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

#15871718
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27579) - you deserved it (7494)

On 04/21/2011 at 9:55am - love - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML

#15871654
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27975) - you deserved it (9994)

On 04/21/2011 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

#15870372
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22519) - you deserved it (9089)

On 04/21/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied saying she is a hair dresser. FML

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On 12/02/2010 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



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