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Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35560) - you deserved it (8743)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I had just finished writing my rough draft essay, so I went to sit by the pond. A giant moth suddenly flew down and attacked me, causing me to drop my binder in the pond, ruining the essay. I discovered in the aftermath that the moth was actually a leaf. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10786) - you deserved it (29463)

On 11/24/2010 at 1:08am - misc - by cali (woman) - United States (California)



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