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VivaLaJewFace
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of comments : 10
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Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

#23513
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10008) - you deserved it (22920)

On 02/11/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by tylerlove361 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

#19641
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7020) - you deserved it (33634)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:59am - misc - by Tennisplayer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML

#18256
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34586) - you deserved it (1606)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by p00p_m0nsta (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117
41 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39723) - you deserved it (11216)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

#4642
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26811) - you deserved it (4072)

On 02/01/2009 at 10:48am - intimacy - by nicknack22 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

#4642
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26811) - you deserved it (4072)

On 02/01/2009 at 10:48am - intimacy - by nicknack22 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

#2862
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20775) - you deserved it (1772)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Noname - Ireland (Dublin)



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