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VivaLaColdplay

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 34616
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About VivaLaColdplay : Elloh! :D

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VivaLaColdplay's favorite FMLs

Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

#12975254
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34707) - you deserved it (3949)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

#12966351
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34665) - you deserved it (7633)

On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52433) - you deserved it (7882)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

#12940949
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32241) - you deserved it (6232)

On 09/06/2010 at 10:26pm - love - by Today - United States

Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

#12933577
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10411) - you deserved it (35240)

On 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by jackson (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML

#12916563
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34179) - you deserved it (4795)

On 09/05/2010 at 11:49am - misc - by wakinginvegas87 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

#12915850
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31599) - you deserved it (4710)

On 09/05/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by urgg (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

#12915850
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31599) - you deserved it (4710)

On 09/05/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by urgg (woman) - United States

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

#12906050
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29359) - you deserved it (8370)

On 09/04/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by ow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my roommate informed me that he took a bet to not shower or bathe until Christmas. The bet is for five bucks. FML

#12890603
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29980) - you deserved it (2507)

On 09/03/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by stink (man) -

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31678) - you deserved it (4602)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I received my first compliment in a really long time. It went, "Hey, you don't look like crap today." FML

#12874218
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25575) - you deserved it (3968)

On 09/02/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by AmICrappyEveryOtherDay (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that Whoopi Goldberg was NOT Oprah Winfrey's stage name. I was then laughed at for ages by my co-workers. FML

#12848184
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6251) - you deserved it (50978)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by MisterMisinformed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

#12809670
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28396) - you deserved it (3318)

On 08/29/2010 at 7:41pm - love - by love_letter (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready..." He then looked at me and said, "maybe you should." FML

#12803211
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29998) - you deserved it (7082)

On 08/29/2010 at 10:14am - love - by ILoveFML - United States (New York)



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