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VivaLaColdplay

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 36612
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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VivaLaColdplay's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML

#13491262
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9683) - you deserved it (44410)

On 10/17/2010 at 9:39pm - love - by jfranklin - United States

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

#13481671
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20927) - you deserved it (27953)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

#13476444
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10466) - you deserved it (29465)

On 10/16/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by meegs (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

#13470194
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32298) - you deserved it (4143)

On 10/16/2010 at 9:14am - misc - by dcait_1196 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML

#13469972
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33186) - you deserved it (6445)

On 10/16/2010 at 8:31am - love - by married (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my 4 year old son told his preschool teacher that his daddy could pick up 10,000 cows but couldn't pick up his mommy because she was too heavy. I'm the mommy. FML

#13467728
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28723) - you deserved it (5779)

On 10/16/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by princessj - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

#13466592
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29922) - you deserved it (3682)

On 10/16/2010 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

#13462690
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37190) - you deserved it (5607)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML

#13459944
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22147) - you deserved it (3138)

On 10/15/2010 at 3:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML

#13457559
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22474) - you deserved it (3643)

On 10/15/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by IhatebeingtheDD - United States

Today, my parents told me I was adopted. I can understand parents waiting for a child to be old enough to understand, but I'm 33 years old. FML

#13455884
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34470) - you deserved it (2470)

On 10/15/2010 at 4:05am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

#13455190
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33739) - you deserved it (3296)

On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML

#13453945
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23525) - you deserved it (11283)

On 10/15/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by bcf1234 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML

#13439536
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24105) - you deserved it (16281)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

#13432971
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44634) - you deserved it (3671)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam



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