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by skyhigh / 01/13/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, I found out that my Mum has spent the money she's been saving for my wedding on moving house. She called saving for a wedding for me a 'pointless cause' as it's probably never going to happen now. I'm only 22. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 8:14am / United Kingdom / Money
by snowbunny / 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm / United States / Work
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 3:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by triplenipple / 01/10/2011 at 3:35pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Health
by sad / 01/08/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, at work, I was asked to sharpen some pencils. I'm an electronics and mechanics engineer, and while I understand it's been quite a while since I was in primary school, I still wonder why my boss felt the need to explain in minute detail how to sharpen a pencil. FML
by dibman / 01/07/2011 at 4:11am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/06/2011 at 10:23pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/06/2011 at 1:03am / United States / Intimacy
by babysitter / 01/06/2011 at 12:57am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
by Anonymous / 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I found out my identity was stolen. The person got credit cards in my name and didn't pay the bills, which has ruined my near perfect credit. The worst part about all of this is that I can't turn the person in. It's my mom, and sending her to jail wouldn't really work out for anyone. FML